Charming means Small.....

.....The Euphemisms of Real Estate.

•"Park view" - Lean way over the tiny balcony railing and to observe a sliver of green between the buildings across the street (make sure someone holds on to your feet as you attempt this).

•"River view" - Catch a glimpse of the East River when the steam from the ConEd plant is blowing in the right direction.

•"Million-dollar view of the glittering Manhattan skyline for less than a million dollars" - Weehawken.

•"The Statue of Liberty beckons from every vantage point in this Battery Park gem" - Except when Zone A is evacuated due to flood warnings.

•"Treetop view" - You can see the grow-up on your shady neighbor's roof.

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