What Would You Change About Your Apartment?

New Yorkers like to complain; we are experts at it. And when it comes to complaining about our living situations, the biggest challenge is picking just one thing to complain about....besides price.

Most say its the location...too far from the subway, too close to the school yard. I once had a friend that lived in a fantastic loft apartment directly above a restaurant called Currey In a Hurry.

Here's what five New Yorkers would like to change in their current situations....

• My pot-smoking neighbor. Not that I have anything against it, just that I don't want my apartment to smell like a High Times convention.

• Window Screens (lack of). Fresh air with out mosquito's....seems reasonable enough.

• My upstairs neighbors. Has anyone heard of this new invention called carpeting? Why must people keep their shoes on at home at 2:00 in the morning. Maybe I should buy them some bedroom slippers?

• My windows. I have a great view of the Empire State Building with windows the size of postage stamps.

• My small, weird bathroom. When you rent an apartment sight unseen while on the road moving to NY from Ohio you really cant complain but....I need to close the door to open the closet and close the closet to get to the sink...UGH