BYO Hazmat Suit

Ok, picture this: a creepy little guy surrounded by porno mags and skin-flicks he "produced" himself, living steps from playgrounds and schools in a double-wide with a leaky roof... Hey, come back here! Did I say "picture Florida?"

Nope, that would be New York City rainwater pouring through the roof of Bob Guccione's 22,000 square foot double-wide Penthouse--I mean, combined townhouses--and possibly reconstituting decades worth of untold body fluids and odors. According to the New York Post's Braden Keil, someone just ponied almost $60 million for the privilege of raising their "test-tube twins" in that wriggling Petri dish.